Hello, I am doing my best

notsotinyblob:

off to commit mischief

recycled-stardust:

slimetony:

the dishwasher could probably clean so many other things but we’re all just too hung up on the name to even imagine

(via ruinedchildhood)

froody:

froody:

froody:

I don’t think humans should be living in studio apartments or little one bedroom apartments you can barely turn around in. It’s like how the minimum tank size requirement for a betta fish is technically 2.5 gallons but you’re a monster if you put them in anything less than 5 gallons. I think people deserve at least one extra room in their house.

I get wanting to avoid urban sprawl, wanting to use space efficiently or whatever but goddamn. You should have space for potted plants, for a pullout couch for when your mother comes to visit, space to pursue your hobbies. I don’t think that’s a greedy thing to want.

I see some of the apartments listed in NYC and it’s like. that should be illegal. I’ve seen snakes with enclosures bigger than that

(via bookishhermit)

ublock-origin:

txttletale:

karcatgirl-vantas:

kontextmaschine:

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology “food” isn’t very distinguished from specifically “rice” until it was pointed out to us that in English “meal” is “loose roughly ground grain”

humans be like staple crop

staple crop to what

directly to forehead

(via nonbinary--werewolf)

orcboxer:

enig-og-tro:

target audience

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teathattast:

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epiyersika:

animasphinx:

epiyersika:

Just saw the most chronically online take of the year of someone ranting unironically that you should look up every single artist with a song you enjoy to make sure they are unproblematic. And if you don’t do this them you are as bad as the controversy associated with the artist, for being ‘willfully ignorant.’ They literally talked about how they went through more than a thousand artists they listened to and whittled it down to 200 this way. This is obsessive and they need help

what do you mean this song was written in A Minor? 🤨 cuff em boys

Best addition to this post really

(via aquilegiaformosa)

catmask:

catmask:

cats will see u eating a single bagel and look at u like your a european monarch cackling eating every last shred of food while they a poor beggar boy go off and die at war for the kingdom of a god they no longer believe in

girlfriend is a type of cat. maybe

(via dontbeanassbutt)

lachatalovematcha:

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animentality:

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almost-correct-quotes:

fiftyshadesofgay:

POLL TIME BABY

How heavy of a sleeper are you?

Very Light: bags, paper, or curtains flapping wakes me up.

Kinda Light: doors squeaking, normal foot steps, or rain wakes me up.

Average: knocks, phone calls, clock or car alarms wake me up.

Kinda Heavy: I sleep through 2+ alarms, and multiple phone calls.

Very Heavy: I sleep through fire alarms, sirens, and a nuclear attack.

Tell me in the tags if you’d like!

(via mykingdomforasong)

saltystingray:

atomicc:

Saw a sad wet beast at the grocery store today

@atomicc OP i am an inconsolable mess over this beast

i had to draw this beautiful creature, they captured my heart. i love them.

(via rescue-ram)

triviallytrue:

triviallytrue:

there are people memeing about this and people posting about the true nature of war and both are correct

(via ruinedchildhood)

disturbedlolita:

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